Christmas Bon-Bons (Crackers in some countries) have notoriously bad jokes in them. So painful as to warrant a sly substitution. So here's a few suggestions.
Why have elephants got four feet?
Because six inches just isn't enough.
Why did Humpty Dumpty push his wife off the wall?
He wanted to see her crack.
Why do women wear white when they get married?
That's the color of most large domestic appliances.
What's the difference between hard and light?
You can always go to sleep with a light on.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he couldn't get his nob out of the chicken.
What has six legs and a C#nt halfway up it's back?
A police horse.
What do you call an armless and legless man with a 12 inch penis?
Partially handicapped.
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